Lauren Stoner Bikini Degrees of Hotness: That’s it. We’re no longer referring to Lauren Stoner as the girlfriend of Michael Bay, her intensely hot body and repeated bikini picture shows on the beaches in Miami have more than earned her the right to be known as simply Lauren Stoner Bikini, sextastic model and, um, actress, and, well, just look at that body.
Lauren could definitely use a sandwich or two, but, dayum, that bikini butt. Like a false idol for worship. As your own woman, Lauren Stoner. Now, be advised, we will be expecting the next step in your revealing progress. We were never very good at rhyming. A “New Year….” something. Stoner? Stoner? What rhymes with Stoner? Phoner? Loner? Boner? Man, we have no idea!
Anyway, here is a good look at the woman who presumably is still Michael Bay’s girlfriend. Talk about a match made in… something. This chick is working it hard. She wants badly to be in the next big Bay flick. Can you blame her, though? That’s straight cash, homey. This was from the last time we saw Stoner bikini pics.
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In September she hit the beach with Transformers director Michael Bay sparking rumours that they were a couple and she might be cast in his next blockbuster. But it appears that model turned reality TV star Lauren Stoner is little more than a self professed ‘beach bum’. The 26-year-old was seen showing off her trim figure, soaking up the rays on Miami Beach again today in a tiny black bikini.
Don’t see how this latest set, also from Miami, changes the story all that much. She’s doing her best to get off the casting couch and onto the big screen. Easily, this chick would get topless to break bank. Easily.
